Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on the wall by the gate for support, leans towards her and says “Can I kiss u”?
Girl; Not now, I’m at home
Boy; please
Girl ; No
Boy; You were too sweet in bed today
Girl: Waoh! u too, full of energy. I culd not believe we had 4 rounds.
Boy: Let me kiss you goodnight?
Girl: Someone may be watching, they still think I’m a virgin.
This goes on for 10 minutes
Then girl’s brother appears at the gate and says;
“Dad says whether u kiss him or not its ur decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone in the house is listening.
Category Archives: Crappy
Guess!!!
Guesssss
“u can not eat me unless u spread me”
?You cannot taste me, until you undress me?
“u can not eat me unless u lick me”
“u can not play wid me unless u blow me”
“u make me wet and put me in your mouth everyday”
“u can not enjoy me unless u suck me”
– lollypop
Girls – Cat Fight
2 gals were fighting, & d most awesome abuse in history of mankind was invented-
“BITCH If dicks had wings…
ur mouth would b an airport”=))
Doctor Dave and his Guilt
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldnt. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he would hear an internal reassuring voice in his head that said
‘Dave dont worry about it, you arent the first medical practitioner to have slept with your patient and you wont be the last, plus your single so just let it go Dave”
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality by whispering “Dave…Dave…Dave…You sick bastard…YOU’RE A fuckin VET !!”
Crappy, Irrelavant, Facts
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months & 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
(Hardly seems worth it.)3-|
If you farted consistently for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it!)(y)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!):O
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)\=D/
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.(Creepy.)X_X
(I’m still not over the pig.):D
Banging your head against a wall looses 150 calories an hour
(Don’t try this at home, maybe at work)8-|
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)=-?
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?>:/ )
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity);)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)8-|
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm..)(n)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)/:)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.(Still want 2 b the pig):P
A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)nerd
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.(I know some people like that):P
Starfish have no brains(I know some people like that too.)8-|
Polar bears are left-handed.(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer):|
Humans & dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??):s
If you’ve smiled at least once, so spread these crazy facts & send to someone you want to smile….
lucky pigs!!!!!
The Best Ever English to Hindi Dictionary for Guys
xcuse me= sun chutiye;
stupid= abe gandu;
get out= Nikal bhosdike;
I m in problem = Yaar Loude lag gaye;
I am scared= gaand phati hui hai yaar;
Where r u= Abbey Kahan maa chuda raha hai;
Would u like to have this= lega laudu;
Not possible!!!= chal bhosdike;
He is a very bad person= Bada madarchod hai;
I’m sorry = maa chuda;
Where r u? = kahan gaand mara raha hai?;
I 4give u! = muh mei le le;
No = ghanta;
Too small= jhaant barabar;
Too big= gaandfaadu;
Difficulty= gaand faat gayi;
We rock= maa chod di;
Dost= laude……
What SEX can do!!
2. It gives some people their first musical lesson: mmmm .aaaahh ooooh.. asshhh#
3. Makes some people natural competitors: ffaaast!! Fasterrr! yeah fastesttt …k !!!
4. It makes some people announce their own obituary: ahh U r killing me, I’m dead, I’m finished, you’ll kill me too!
5. It makes some ladies become terrorists: destroy it!! don’t have any damn mercy!! Just tear it!!,don’t do it with mercy, am not ur sister, do it well.
6. Others become respectful: give it to me pls .. pls … pls I’m begging..
7. Loyalty:luv u endlessly!!.. u own my life!. I’m urs 4eva!! …u are the best i can
ever imagine.! Say whateva u want, jack me any how, and it’s urs!!
8. Makes some people become beggers: yeah pls don’t stop!! Continue pls!! Pls I beg in god’s name give it to me!! Pls give it to me again!!
XXX-Ratings
U- Hero gets Heroine.
A- Villain too gets Heroine.
XX: All Actors get Heroine.
XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the Heroine.