Small story…….
The CNN Photographer John was told that a Twin-Engine Plane would be Waiting at the Airport. Arriving at the Airport he spotted a Plane warming up outside the hanger. He jumped in, said ‘Lets go’. The Pilot taxied and took off. Once in the air John told the Pilot: ‘Fly Low over the Valley so I can take Pictures of the Fire on the hill’ Pilot : Why.? John : Bcoz I’m the Photographer for CNN. I need to get some close up shots. Pilot was strangely silent for a moment, then he stammered ‘So, what You’re telling me is . . . You’re Not My Flying Instructor’? . Life is Short. . . Always ASK, NEVER ASSUME.!
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Natural disasters……..!!!
No one teaches a volcano how to erupt….No one teaches a tsunami how to arise… No one teaches a hurricane how to sway…No one teaches a man how to choose a Wife !!!!!! Natural disasters just happen !!!
Technology development…!
Daughter: Dad I m in love with a boy who is far away from me…. I m in india and he lives in uk….. but…. We met on matrimonial website…, Became friends on fb…, Had long chats on whatsapp…., Voice chats on wechat…., Proposed each other on skype…., N now 2 months of relationship through viber…., I need ur blessings and good wishes…..daddy… Her dad said : Now get married on twitter…., Have fun on tango…., Buy your kids from ebay.., Send them through gmail, And if u r fed up with ur husband…. “OLX ” pe bech de…””!!!
Childbirth
Childbirth at 65 With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. ‘May I see the new baby?’ I asked. ’Not yet,’ She said ‘I’ll make coffee and we can sit for a while first..’ Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, ‘May I see the new baby now?’ ’No, not yet,’ She said. After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, ‘May I see the baby now?’ ’No, not yet,’ replied the newly minted mommy.. Growing very impatient, I asked, ‘Well, when can I see the baby?’ ’WHEN HE CRIES!’ she told me. ’WHEN HE CRIES?’ I demanded. ‘For God’s sake why do I have to wait until he CRIES?’ ‘BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM…. O.K.?’
Lecture on Alcohol
A Drunk Man is stopped by the Police around 1:00 a.m. & is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, “I am going to attend a Lecture on Alcohol Abuse & Ill Effects on my Health.
” Officer: Really?… sounds interesting, who is going to give that lecture at this time of night?”
Man replies
“My Wife”
Means of Communication
Three fastest means of communication
1. Tel-e-phone
2.Tel-e-vision
3.Tell-a-woman. ……
Need still faster? Tell her not to tell anyone
Mumbai
Mumbai is a crowded city. In Mumbai we can see many thing like Gateway of India, Taj mahal Hotel, Nariman Point, Clock Tower etc. Mumbai is the capital of Maharashtra. The most popular city in India is Mumbai and the forth most popular city in the world. Vada pav is famous dish of Mumbai.
Entertainment
comedy nights with kapil is a Entertainment show 
salman khan
Salman Khan born Abdul Rashid Salim Salman Khan on 27 December 1965) is an Indian actor, producer, television presenter, and philanthropist. He is the son of actor and screenwriter Salim Khan, Khan began his acting career with Biwi Ho To Aisi but it was his second film Maine Pyar Kiya in which he acted in a lead role that garnered him the Filmfare Award for Best Male Debut. Khan has starred in several commercially successful films, such as Saajan (1991), Hum Aapke Hain Koun..! (1994),Karan Arjun(1995), Judwaa (1997), Pyar Kiya To Darna Kya (1998), Biwi No.1 (1999), and Hum Saath Saath Hain (1999), having appeared in the highest grossing film nine separate years during his career, a record that remains unbroken.
In 1999, Khan won the Filmfare Award for Best Supporting Actor for his extended guest appearance in Kuch Kuch Hota Hai (1998). In 2011, he won the Screen Award for Best Actor for his performance in Dabangg and in 2013, he won the Best Actor Popular Choice for his performances in Ek Tha Tiger and Dabangg 2
Eight of the films he has acted in, have accumulated gross earnings of over 
1 billion(US$15 million) worldwide. He played leading roles in five consecutive blockbusters namely Dabangg, Ready, Bodyguard, Ek Tha Tiger, and Dabangg 2. He has starred in more than 80 Hindi films and thus far has established himself as a leading actor of Hindi cinema.
Dogs for Adoption
Need your help to get the word around and help find homes for Dogs!
To help home these loving souls please call (+91) – 9819008110, 9820952339, 9820200531, 9820045625, 9920062193, 9870252558, 9867453333.
www.yoda.co.in youth org. In defense of animals! Mumbai or Pune adoption.