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Masala Dosa & Sexual choices

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Everyone likes to eat Masala Dosa and each one eat in varied styles. A study conducted found out the following facts, which depicts your sexual preferences based on your eating styles.. I happened to read about this test, which was claimed to be conducted in Holland, which I felt was absolute rubbish. Its conducted by our local southie folks, as Dosas are their staple diet. Now the studies reveal the following inferences:-

1) If you are a person, who enjoys eating the masala dosa from one side, mixed with chutney and Sambhar, then you are a person, who thoroughly enjoys the foreplay before the actual act. (You take time and make your woman very happy)

2) If you start eating from the centre of the Dosa, masala is what you get to eat first, which makes you a hardcore screwball, who is not romantic and just desperate finish your urge by straight act. ( In other terms, you are a rapist, who is desperate to let the poison out)

3) In case if you keep the masala part towards your side and eat from the opposite end, then you are doggy style lover.. (you are professional in sexual act)

4) There are few who starts sucking the drumstick from Sambhar, before touching the dosa, then you are lover of blow jobs.. ( A born pornstar)

5) The next set of guys will mix Sambhar & chutney into the dosa and eat everything in a messy manner, are the guys who has the premature ejaculation syndrome . (They often cum before they get into the act )

6) Next type of dudes are more interesting types, the order masala dosa, then they order Poori masala and eat that first, these are guys who believe group sex and orgy.

So, how do you like your masala dosa?

General, Jokes, Silly

The Two Lions

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Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself – so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city.

Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured – and returned to the zoo. A month passes, then two, three….. but city-lion is not traceable! Finally, after six months later the city-lion is also recaptured and brought back to the zoo.

Jungle-lion is amazed to see his friend. Jungle-lion: For God’s sake, how were you able to evade these guys for 6 whole months?!

City-lion: Wasn’t a problem at all bro! I just went to a government department, and hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have there.

Jungle-lion: But what did you eat there?

City-lion: Arrey, there was an unlimited supply of govt servants. Whenever I ate one, they hired five more. Nobody did any work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate.

Jungle-lion: Wow! But, then how did you get caught?

City-lion: Made a Silly Mistake… ☹️

One day I ate the Tea Fellow. The whole office launched a massive hunt for him. And I got caught!

General, Jokes, Silly

The Dead Idiot

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When I was about 9 years old, my father forced me to go with him to the funeral of a friend of his, that I didn’t know.

When we got there, I stayed in a corner, waiting for time to pass by. Then a man approached me and said, “Enjoy life boy, be happy because time flies. Look at me now…. I didn’t enjoy it.” He then passed his hand over my head and left.

My father, before leaving, forced me to say goodbye to the dead person. When I looked in the coffin, I was startled that the man who was talking to me when I was in the corner was the same man in the coffin!

For several years later, I was not able to sleep properly. With repeated nightmares and psychological disorder, I was terrified of being alone. I visited many psychologists. I didn’t turn off the light at night and several other turmoil that I had to endure throughout my adolescent ages….

Years later I discovered something incredible that changed my life.

That dead idiot had a twin brother.😣

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Sense of Smell

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Went for a walk with the new girlfriend and we saw two dogs mating, she said ‘how does the male know when the female is ready for sex’?
I replied he can smell she is ready thats how nature works!
We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the yew, again my girlfreind asked how the ram knew when the yew was ready for sex.
I replied ‘its nature he can smell she is ready’!
We then went past a cow field and the bull was mating the cow, my girlfriend said this is odd they are all at it, surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready, I said look its nature all animals can smell when the female is ready for sex.
Anyway, after the walk I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye, she said ‘take care and hope your loss of sense of smell is not due to Covid ‘!
🦆🤣🤣

Jokes, Silly

Extraordinary Sixth Sense

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Blind man in a Hotel…

Manager – Menu Sir ??

Man – I’m blind, just bring me ur kitchen spoon, I’ll smell it & order.

Manager got a spoon
Blind man smelt & said “Yes, I’ll have garlic bread with seasoned potatoes…

“Unbelievable” said the manager…

Every week he came & was correct each time.

Once manager wanted to trick him, He went to the kitchen and told his wife Maria “Rub this spoon on ur lips”. She rubs it on her lips and gives it to her hubby…

Blind man smelt & said,
“Oh ! My God……!!
My classmate Maria also works here!!

Manager fainted !!!

Disgusting, Factual, General, Jokes, Sarcasm, Silly, Smart

Business in a Pandemic

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This is how the pandemic has affected the economy: (and enjoy the nuances of the English language)

This lockdown has led to several local businesses going bankrupt.
The blouse manufacturer has gone bust.
The specialist in submersibles has gone down under.
The manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation.
A dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers.
The suppliers of paper for origami enthusiasts has folded.
The Heinz factory has been canned as they couldn’t ketchup with expenses.
The tarmac laying company has reached the end of the road.
The bread company has run out of dough.
The clock manufacturer has had to wind down and the owner has gone cuckoo.
The Chinese food company has been taken away.
The shoe shop owner has had to put his foot down and given his staff the boot.
The laundrette has been taken to the cleaners.
The bread bakeries are all toast.
And yes, it’s curtains for theatres.