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Bangkok Tourism
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Loyal husbands will get Heaven after they die, Disloyal husbands will get Heaven while they are alive! Choice is Yours!
– Bangkok Tourism
Labelled
They say:
- If you’re bisexual, you’re confused.
- If you’re gay, it’s a sin.
- If you’re skinny, you’re on drugs.
- If you’re fat, you look nasty.
- If you’re dressed up, you’re conceited.
- If you dress for comfort, you’re a slob.
- If you speak your mind, you’re weird.
- If you don’t say anything, you’re a punk.
- If you are sweet to strangers, you are fake.
- If you cry, you’re a drama queen.
- If you have male friends, you’re a whore.
- If you have female friends, you’re a player.
YOU can’t do anything without being labelled. We live in a society where people can’t survive if they’re not judging the next person…. !!!
Live n let live » love without tags
Indians will have their little Communities
You HAVE to be from India to enjoy this one.
Please share with your other ‘desi’ friends!
Bengali
One Bengali = poet.
Two Bengalis = a film society.
Three Bengalis = political party.
Four Bengalis = two political parties.
More than four Bengali’s = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team .
Bihari
One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis = caste killing.
Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna .
Punjabi
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.
Mallu
One Mallu = coconut stall.
Two Mallus = a boat race.
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus = oil slick.
Gujju
One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay ‘s noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.
Andhraite
One Andhraite = chili farmer.
Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey.
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.
Kashmiri
One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.
Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.
Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.
Tamil-Brahmin
One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class.
Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival inSanta Clara .
Mumbaikar
One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Mumbaikars = film studio.
Three Mumbaikars = slum.
Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.
Sindhi
One Sindhi = currency racket.
Two Sindhis = papad factory.
Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar .
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association
When Girls Drink too much…
When girls drink too much…………
1. They have absolutely no idea where their purse is.:/:s
2. They believe that dancing with their arms overhead and wiggling their butt while yelling “woo-hoo!” is truly the sexiest dance move around.;;):*
3. They’ve suddenly decided that they want to kick someone’s ass and honestly believe they could do it too. ;):p
4. They get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play’s because “oh my god! I love this song!”<3<3<3
5. They’ve found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to them.*nerd*o:)
6. They’ve suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. :x:$
7. They flirt with the bartender:&(n)
8. They take their shoes off because they believe it’s the shoes fault that they’re having problems walking straight
Sex Therapy
Did you know that we can determine if a person is SEXUALLY Active just by looking at his/her skin?
1. SEX is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests have shown that when a woman has SEX she produces large amounts of estrogen which makes her hair shiny & soft.
2. To Make LOVE in a soft & relaxed way reduces the possibility of suffering from dermatitis & acne. The sweat produced cleans pores & makes the skin shine.
3. To Make LOVE always allows you burn all the calories accumulated daily.
4. SEX is one of the safest sports. It strengthens & tones all the body muscles. Its more enjoyable than doing 20 laps in the swimming pool & you don’t need special shoes!
5. SEX is an instantaneous cure against depression & stress. It frees endorphines in the blood flow, creating a state of euphoria & leaves us with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more we Make LOVE, the more we have the capacity to do more. A SEXUALLY ACTIVE BODY releases a higher amount of pheromone. This subtle aroma excites the opposite SEX !
7. SEX is the safest tranquilizer in the world. ITS 10 TIMES MORE EFFICIENT THAN VALIUM.
8. To kISS everyday allows you to avoid the dentist. Kissing produces saliva in cleaning teeth & lowers the quantity of acids causing enamel weakening.
9. SEX relieves headaches. Each time we make love, it releases the tension in our brain veins.
10. To Make LOVEl a lot can heal a nasal congestion. SEX is a natural antihistaminic. It helps fight asthma & spring allergies.
Moral: SEX each day keeps the doctor away
Sweet Goodbyes
Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on the wall by the gate for support, leans towards her and says “Can I kiss u”?
Girl; Not now, I’m at home
Boy; please
Girl ; No
Boy; You were too sweet in bed today
Girl: Waoh! u too, full of energy. I culd not believe we had 4 rounds.
Boy: Let me kiss you goodnight?
Girl: Someone may be watching, they still think I’m a virgin.
This goes on for 10 minutes
Then girl’s brother appears at the gate and says;
“Dad says whether u kiss him or not its ur decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone in the house is listening.
Alcoholics Anonymous
If u feel overloaded with Work, Immediately go to the nearest
“Biological Anxiety Relief” (BAR) center and place order for any one or more of the following Antidotes:
1: Work Isolating Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2: Radioactive Un-work Medicine (RUM)
3: Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4: Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA).
This is issued in public interest by “Buddies for Eradication of Work Disease Association (BEWDA)
Guess!!!
Guesssss
“u can not eat me unless u spread me”
?You cannot taste me, until you undress me?
“u can not eat me unless u lick me”
“u can not play wid me unless u blow me”
“u make me wet and put me in your mouth everyday”
“u can not enjoy me unless u suck me”
– lollypop