Childbirth at 65 ‪With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.‬ ‪ ‘May I see the new baby?’ I asked.‬ ‪’Not yet,’ She said ‘I’ll make coffee and we can sit for a while first..’‬ ‪Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, ‘May I see the new baby now?’ ‬ ‪’No, not yet,’ She said.‬ ‪After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, ‘May I see the baby now?’ ‬ ‪’No, not yet,’ replied the newly minted mommy..‬ ‪Growing very impatient, I asked, ‘Well, when can I see the baby?’ ‬ ‪’WHEN HE CRIES!’ she told me.‬ ‪’WHEN HE CRIES?’ I demanded. ‘For God’s sake why do I have to wait until he CRIES?’‬ ‪ ‘BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM…. O.K.?’‬ 