HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT places of INDIA :
Scenario 1 : Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.. That’s MUMBAI..
Scenario 2 : Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.. The first two get together and beat him up.. That’s DELHI.
Scenario 3 : Two guys fighting and third guy comes nearby house and says “don’t fight in front of my place, go somewhere else.”  That’s PUNE.. 
Scenario 4 : Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall there  That’s AHEMDABAD.
Scenario 5 : Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles..  Now 50 guys are fighting.. You are in PUNJAB.
Scenario 6 : Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and shoots both of them..  You are in Bihar.
Last Scenario : Two guys fighting third guy comes along with a carton of beer.. All sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home as friends.. You are definitely in GOA…