A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides 2 test it @ dinner.
Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours?
SON: at School. Robot slaps son! Ok,I lied, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! Ok, it was Bedroom Eyes.
DAD: What?! When I was ur age,I didn’t even know what films were.. Robot slaps Dad!
MOM: Ha ha! After all he’s ur son. Robot slaps mom…!
Total Silence…! 🙂