Everyone likes to eat Masala Dosa and each one eat in varied styles. A study conducted found out the following facts, which depicts your sexual preferences based on your eating styles.. I happened to read about this test, which was claimed to be conducted in Holland, which I felt was absolute rubbish. Its conducted by our local southie folks, as Dosas are their staple diet. Now the studies reveal the following inferences:-

1) If you are a person, who enjoys eating the masala dosa from one side, mixed with chutney and Sambhar, then you are a person, who thoroughly enjoys the foreplay before the actual act. (You take time and make your woman very happy)

2) If you start eating from the centre of the Dosa, masala is what you get to eat first, which makes you a hardcore screwball, who is not romantic and just desperate finish your urge by straight act. ( In other terms, you are a rapist, who is desperate to let the poison out)

3) In case if you keep the masala part towards your side and eat from the opposite end, then you are doggy style lover.. (you are professional in sexual act)

4) There are few who starts sucking the drumstick from Sambhar, before touching the dosa, then you are lover of blow jobs.. ( A born pornstar)

5) The next set of guys will mix Sambhar & chutney into the dosa and eat everything in a messy manner, are the guys who has the premature ejaculation syndrome . (They often cum before they get into the act )

6) Next type of dudes are more interesting types, the order masala dosa, then they order Poori masala and eat that first, these are guys who believe group sex and orgy.

So, how do you like your masala dosa?