- Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?
Because he would have to convert.
- Why do plants hate math?
It gives them square roots.
- Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?
It was a mean thing to say!
- Why was the math book depressed?
It had a lot of problems.
- Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated?
Because it is never right.
- Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper?
They must be plotting something.
- Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
- What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date?
The odd couple (but 7 is in her prime).
- What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place?
A Roamin’ numeral.
- Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably.
- What do you call dudes who love math?
Algebros.
- I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics.
But graphing is where I draw the line!
- Why should you never talk to Pi?
Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.
- Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common?
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
- Are monsters good at math?
Not unless you Count Dracula.
- What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher?
Use acute angle.
- Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.
- How do you stay warm in any room?
Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
- Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!
- Why DID seven eat nine?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
- Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because there is no point.