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Airline Meals

103 passengers and only 40 meals was loaded on a Bombay to Canada flight.

The airline had bungled, and the crew was in a fix. However, one smart flight attendant had an idea.

About 30 minutes into the flight she nervously announced :
“I don’t know how this happened but we have 103 passengers and only 40 dinners.”

“Anyone who is kind enough to give up his/her meal for someone else, will receive free unlimited liquor during the entire duration of the flight.”

Her next announcement came two hours later :
“If anyone wants to change their minds we still have 40 meals available

Cheers !!!

Moral

People who drink have a big heart!!
🍻🍺

When Girls Drink too much…

When girls drink too much…………
1. They have absolutely no idea where their purse is.:/:s
2. They believe that dancing with their arms overhead and wiggling their butt while yelling “woo-hoo!” is truly the sexiest dance move around.;;):*
3. They’ve suddenly decided that they want to kick someone’s ass and honestly believe they could do it too.  ;):p
4. They get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play’s because “oh my god! I love this song!”<3<3<3
5. They’ve found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to them.*nerd*o:)
6. They’ve suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. :x:$
7. They flirt with the bartender:&(n)
8. They take their shoes off because they believe it’s the shoes fault that they’re having problems walking straight