gf: u think i am fat now
bf: no baby, u hav just become teddy bear from a barbie doll …….. :):P;):P….

Wen sum1 is so swt 2u,
dnt expct dey’l b lyk dat all d tym,Coz evn d swtst choclate has an expiry date.
Me?
Im difrnt

i’m alcohol,no expiry
d older d bettr8-)