If animals have BBM, these are most likely to be their Status Updates :
COCKROACH: “Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!” #:-s
Cat: “My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??,I don’t even remember”…. 8-|
Mosquito: “I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking” :'(
Pig: “Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! ” >:/
Goat : “Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon” X_X
Chicken: “If tomorrow there’s no status update from my side, means I’m being served at KFC” =D:)