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The Dead Idiot

When I was about 9 years old, my father forced me to go with him to the funeral of a friend of his, that I didn’t know.

When we got there, I stayed in a corner, waiting for time to pass by. Then a man approached me and said, “Enjoy life boy, be happy because time flies. Look at me now…. I didn’t enjoy it.” He then passed his hand over my head and left.

My father, before leaving, forced me to say goodbye to the dead person. When I looked in the coffin, I was startled that the man who was talking to me when I was in the corner was the same man in the coffin!

For several years later, I was not able to sleep properly. With repeated nightmares and psychological disorder, I was terrified of being alone. I visited many psychologists. I didn’t turn off the light at night and several other turmoil that I had to endure throughout my adolescent ages….

Years later I discovered something incredible that changed my life.

That dead idiot had a twin brother.😣

Taxi Driver

A passenger touched the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him to stop
The driver screamed, lost control, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, & smashed against a wall.
Then the driver said:
“Don’t ever do that again, you scared me!
The passenger asked:
How did a little touch scare you so much?
Driver replied,
Its my frist day as a taxi driver. I’ve been driving a van carrying Dead Bodies for the last 25 years!!!