This is how the pandemic has affected the economy: (and enjoy the nuances of the English language)
This lockdown has led to several local businesses going bankrupt. The blouse manufacturer has gone bust. The specialist in submersibles has gone down under. The manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation. A dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers. The suppliers of paper for origami enthusiasts has folded. The Heinz factory has been canned as they couldn’t ketchup with expenses. The tarmac laying company has reached the end of the road. The bread company has run out of dough. The clock manufacturer has had to wind down and the owner has gone cuckoo. The Chinese food company has been taken away. The shoe shop owner has had to put his foot down and given his staff the boot. The laundrette has been taken to the cleaners. The bread bakeries are all toast. And yes, it’s curtains for theatres.
Did you know that we can determine if a person is SEXUALLY Active just by looking at his/her skin?
1. SEX is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests have shown that when a woman has SEX she produces large amounts of estrogen which makes her hair shiny & soft.
2. To Make LOVE in a soft & relaxed way reduces the possibility of suffering from dermatitis & acne. The sweat produced cleans pores & makes the skin shine.
3. To Make LOVE always allows you burn all the calories accumulated daily.
4. SEX is one of the safest sports. It strengthens & tones all the body muscles. Its more enjoyable than doing 20 laps in the swimming pool & you don’t need special shoes!
5. SEX is an instantaneous cure against depression & stress. It frees endorphines in the blood flow, creating a state of euphoria & leaves us with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more we Make LOVE, the more we have the capacity to do more. A SEXUALLY ACTIVE BODY releases a higher amount of pheromone. This subtle aroma excites the opposite SEX !
7. SEX is the safest tranquilizer in the world. ITS 10 TIMES MORE EFFICIENT THAN VALIUM.
8. To kISS everyday allows you to avoid the dentist. Kissing produces saliva in cleaning teeth & lowers the quantity of acids causing enamel weakening.
9. SEX relieves headaches. Each time we make love, it releases the tension in our brain veins.
10. To Make LOVEl a lot can heal a nasal congestion. SEX is a natural antihistaminic. It helps fight asthma & spring allergies.
Moral: SEX each day keeps the doctor away