Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldnt. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he would hear an internal reassuring voice in his head that said
‘Dave dont worry about it, you arent the first medical practitioner to have slept with your patient and you wont be the last, plus your single so just let it go Dave”
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality by whispering “Dave…Dave…Dave…You sick bastard…YOU’RE A fuckin VET !!”