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Ponderings

When you are bored just think about a few things…

  1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
  2. Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
  3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
  4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?
  5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
  6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
  7. The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”.
  8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
  9. If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.
  10. If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

Incredible India

Funny meanings of places in english
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1=Large State
“Maha-Rastra”
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2:place of Kings
“Raja-Sthan”
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3=Mr. City
“Shri-Nagar”
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4=Rhythm of Eyes
“Nayni-Tal”
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5=Face
“Surat”
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6=Unmarried Girl.
“Kanya-Kumari”
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7=No Zip.
“Chen-Nai”
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8=Come in Evening.
“Aa-Sam”
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9=Go and Come.
“Go-Aa”
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10=Answer State.
“Uttar-Pradesh”
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11=Make Juice.
“Bana-Ras”
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12=Do Drama.
“Kar-Natak”
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13=Green Gate.
“Hari-Dwar”
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Amazing. Incredible  INDIA!!

The Best Ever English to Hindi Dictionary for Guys

xcuse me= sun chutiye;
stupid= abe gandu;
get out= Nikal bhosdike;
I m in problem = Yaar Loude lag gaye;
I am scared= gaand phati hui hai yaar;
Where r u= Abbey Kahan maa chuda raha hai;
Would u like to have this= lega laudu;
Not possible!!!= chal bhosdike;
He is a very bad person= Bada madarchod hai;
I’m sorry = maa chuda;
Where r u? = kahan gaand mara raha hai?;
I 4give u! = muh mei le le;
No = ghanta;
Too small= jhaant barabar;
Too big= gaandfaadu;
Difficulty= gaand faat gayi;
We rock= maa chod di;
Dost= laude……