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Ponderings

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When you are bored just think about a few things…

  1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
  2. Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
  3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
  4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?
  5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
  6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
  7. The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”.
  8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
  9. If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.
  10. If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

Jokes

The Salesman

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An Indian left his job and joined salesman’s job in a big department stores in Canada.

Boss :- Do you have any experience?

Indian : Yes a little too much…

On the first day, that Indian worked with full mind.

At 6 pm the Boss :- How many sales did you sell on the first day today?

Indian : Sir I sold 1

Boss : Only 1 sale ??? Usually every salesman working here does 20 to 30 sales daily. Well, tell me how much money did you sell ???

Indian : $93300 dollars.

Boss : What ??? But how did you do it?

Indian : 1 person came and I sold him a small fishing hook.
Then a mazola and then finally sold a big hook. Then I sold him 1 big fishing rods and some fishing gear.

Then I asked him where do you go to catch fish and he said in the coastal area….

Then I said it would need a boat. So I took him down to the boat department and sold him a 20 ft double engine scooner boat.

When he said this boat won’t come in his Volkas Wagon, I took him to the auto mobile section and sold him the new Deluxe 4 x 4 blazer to carry the boat.
And when I asked him where would be going fishing ??? He didn’t plan anything. So I took him to the camping section and sold him a six sleeper camper tent.

And then he said when he took all that he would take $ 200 groceries and 2 cases of beer.

Now the boss took 2 steps back and asked in a very rude way :- You sold all this to the man who came to buy only 1 fish hook???

Indian : “NO, SIR…” He only came to take 1 tablet for the headache…. I explained to him that fishing is the best way to get rid of headaches.