When girls drink too much…………
1. They have absolutely no idea where their purse is.:/:s
2. They believe that dancing with their arms overhead and wiggling their butt while yelling “woo-hoo!” is truly the sexiest dance move around.;;):*
3. They’ve suddenly decided that they want to kick someone’s ass and honestly believe they could do it too. ;):p
4. They get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play’s because “oh my god! I love this song!”<3<3<3
5. They’ve found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to them.*nerd*o:)
6. They’ve suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. :x:$
7. They flirt with the bartender:&(n)
8. They take their shoes off because they believe it’s the shoes fault that they’re having problems walking straight
Tag Archives: Girls
Girls – Cat Fight
2 gals were fighting, & d most awesome abuse in history of mankind was invented-
“BITCH If dicks had wings…
ur mouth would b an airport”=))
Guys and Girls – How they fare?
Girls :
– Boobs : no ass
– Ass : no boobs
– Ass and Boobs : ugly face
– Ass, boobs and nice face : Slut (bitch)
Boys :
– Handsome : stupid
– Smart : ugly
– Handsome and smart : jerk
– Handsome, smart and nice : gay