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Facts of a Hard Corporate Life

In the past few years,
1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines
* Scanner
* Printer
* Xerox Machine
2. I learnt to use 3 High End Software:
* Microsoft Word
* Microsoft Excel
* Microsoft PowerPoint
3. I learnt to use 3 great short cuts:-
* Ctrl+C
* Ctrl+V
* Ctrl+S
4. I learnt to say three very imp words for professional life:-
* Yes sir
* Ok sir
* I’ll Just Do That sir
5. When I really wanted to quit, I learnt to: –
* Wake Up early
* Sleep late
* Continue to Work
6. I learnt to: –
* Face Monday
* Fight For 6 Days
* Wait For Saturday
7. I learnt to give reasons to family frnds and relatives for not making
* Phone Calls
* Messages
* Mails
8. I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:-
* Birthday
* New Year
* Festivals
9. In last six years, People say:-
* You Learnt…
* You Earned…
* You Enjoyed…
10. But when I compare me with my self…
* I just Sustained…
* I just Tolerated…
* I just Survived… for bucks
11. I have survived:-
* For convenience of my Family…
* To avoid blame of Society…
* To get tag of Employment…
12. When I already knew that I have got the wrong train.
* I learnt to Rejoice…
* To be Happy…
* To Smile…
I learnt that corporate life and dreams can never meet… Because when they meet, both will lose their meaning…