A passenger touched the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him to stop
The driver screamed, lost control, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, & smashed against a wall.
Then the driver said:
“Don’t ever do that again, you scared me!
The passenger asked:
How did a little touch scare you so much?
Driver replied,
Its my frist day as a taxi driver. I’ve been driving a van carrying Dead Bodies for the last 25 years!!!