Puns of the Year
•If you see me leaving this group, please add me again. It’s just that I’m so desperate to go out! 😜
•Never in my wildest dreams have I imagined myself entering a bank, wearing a mask 😷, and asking for money.
•Never thought my hands would one day consume more alcohol than my liver…ever! 🤷🏻♀️
•Quarantine seems like a Netflix series: just when you think it’s over, they release the next season…😕
•I’m starting to like this mask thing. I went to the supermarket yesterday and two people that I owe money to didn’t recognize me…😁
•Those complaining 2020 didn’t have enough holidays, what now?! 🙄🙄
•I need to social distance myself from my fridge; I tested positive for excess weight! 🤢
•Could someone tell me if the second quarantine would be with the same family or we get to exchange? 😆
•I’m not planning on adding 2020 to my age. I didn’t even use it! 😬
•We want to publicly apologize to the year 2019 for all the bad things we said about it….🤭
•To all the ladies who were praying for their husbands to spend more time with them, how are you doing? 😝
•My washing machine only accepts pyjamas these days. I put in a pair of jeans 👖 and a message popped up : “Stay Home!” 👻
•If I see anyone crying on 31st December over the year coming to an end, I would personally smash a bottle on their head! 🤕
•After all that we have been through right now, the only thing missing would be the vaccine getting released in suppository form… 😐
•I feel like a teenager all year long: no money in the wallet, hair long and out of control, thinking what to do with my life, and grounded at home….😰