The Neo Normal

Puns of the Year


•If you see me leaving this group, please add me again. It’s just that I’m so desperate to go out! 😜

•Never in my wildest dreams have I imagined myself entering a bank, wearing a mask 😷, and asking for money.

•Never thought my hands would one day consume more alcohol than my liver…ever! 🤷🏻‍♀️

•Quarantine seems like a Netflix series: just when you think it’s over, they release the next season…😕

•I’m starting to like this mask thing. I went to the supermarket yesterday and two people that I owe money to didn’t recognize me…😁

•Those complaining 2020 didn’t have enough holidays, what now?! 🙄🙄

•I need to social distance myself from my fridge; I tested positive for excess weight! 🤢

•Could someone tell me if the second quarantine would be with the same family or we get to exchange? 😆

•I’m not planning on adding 2020 to my age. I didn’t even use it! 😬

•We want to publicly apologize to the year 2019 for all the bad things we said about it….🤭

•To all the ladies who were praying for their husbands to spend more time with them, how are you doing? 😝

•My washing machine only accepts pyjamas these days. I put in a pair of jeans 👖 and a message popped up : “Stay Home!” 👻

•If I see anyone crying on 31st December over the year coming to an end, I would personally smash a bottle on their head! 🤕

•After all that we have been through right now, the only thing missing would be the vaccine getting released in suppository form… 😐

•I feel like a teenager all year long: no money in the wallet, hair long and out of control, thinking what to do with my life, and grounded at home….😰

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